Muggy, rainy day…a great way to spend indoors….screwing around with Lyin’ Bob Smith, CEO of Palmetto Goodwill…
Local media refuses to go after this fraudulent “charity” or their crooked CEO…or the nepotism involved in the hiring of this creep’s, undereducated, unqualified son…or the huge salaries and bonuses paid to a few executives.
Lyin’ Bob refuses to publicly renounce the payment of sub-minimum wages to his disabled employees. He lied to the Post and Courier about receiving government funding and, years after he was exposed, he did not discourage an executive employee from repeating the same lie to the P&C.
Lyin’ Bob allowed a massive donations theft ring to operate with impunity within his organization and refused to punish them when they were uncovered. Instead, he directed all of his ire at the individual who brought this situation to his attention.
What other revelations will be forthcoming? Who knows?
Just what the heck does this have to do with Zombies you might ask? Good question! Zombies share two personality traits with Lyin’ Bob…they do not have a conscience and they aren’t very bright.
The hour comes and Bob awakens from his “slumber.” His quest begins. He must survive. He must find BRAINS! Not tiny ones like the pathetic little shriveled up prune-sized morsel that somehow functioned in his own head when he was still alive…but real, full-sized human brains!
Holy Horsefly Appetizers! No better way for a freshly minted Zombie to start his new life than with a mouthful of these crunchy, stinging delights!
Even in death Bob’s pals in the Charleston media are always there for him…