Bras for Borneo!

Goodwill Industries of Lower South Carolina announced today that their CEO and selected members of his executive staff recently returned from an extensive fact-finding trip to Borneo. Company spokesman, Harry Putzpounder, declared the trip a “rousing success” and confirmed that GILSC has acquired numerous properties throughout the island. He added that their first store is already under construction and retail staff is being recruited and trained.

First employee party was a bust

I think that this is a great and worthwhile idea. As a matter of fact, I would like to propose that Goodwill consider hiring me as a marketing consultant in this overseas endeavor. Here is my first idea for a promotional pitch…

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